An interesting mix of OCD and ADHD. Passionate to a fault. Cries too much. Could foil in her sleep. Forever dreaming… and moving the furniture. Running on adrenaline and dr. peppy. Most likely to hang out at work on her day off.

The human version of Looks Red, Tastes Blue. Often too smart for her own good. Guaranteed to hype you up if you give her the tea. Won’t be cutting your child’s hair. Most likely to hide in the back room.

Born good at all the things. Baker extraordinaire. Will absolutely tell you the truth. Probably doesn’t cry enough. Boy mom vibes. Most likely to give you the best blowout and the best advice in the same day.

A walking good-hair-day. Don’t tell her she can’t or else she will, just to prove that she can. Has yet to find something she can’t laugh about. Is human sunshine. Living her best Mom Life. Most likely to put on Disney songs in the salon.

Meticulous in most aspects of life, especially highlighting. Will tell you like it is. Has the most perfect, glowing smile. Raising a son who will outgrow her sooner than anyone is allowed to mention. Most likely to say “y’all” in casual conversation.

Has probably seen it all, yet still refuses to ever stop learning. Already convinced you to go to Disney. Mother of chickens. Breathes life into everything she touches. Most likely to have a dog by her side (or on her shoulder) while working.

If a day off work and a target run were a person. Calm vibes. Absolutely makes her coworkers feel old af. Will gently bully you once you’re in her good graces. You’ll feel like a model if you get posted to her IG. Most likely to give you the warm fuzzies.

Sugar + Spice + a chai on ice. Absolutely does want to talk about what book you’re reading. Giving cool mom vibes and forever young vibes all at once. T Swift forever. Most likely to know which Hogwarts House you belong in.

Eating, Sleeping & Breathing the industry. Learned how to do body waxing because why not?? An actual Blowout Queen. Is always happy to put a few more foils in, of course. Most likely to actually write down her formulas… for now.

Exudes confidence and grace, but will also agree that you were right to slash that man’s tires. Wants to do your hair and makeup for your wedding. Spicy in all the best ways. Balayage queen. Most likely to stare you dead in the face and tell you that you do not want bangs.

Has a face made for billboards and greeting happy guests. May seem quiet, until she’s excited. A sucker for a Dr. Peppy. The cutest boy mom. Most likely to become a famous model.

The actual salon baby. Probably going to be a brain surgeon someday. Quietly sweet and honestly adorable. Most likely to put you on hold ‘just to double check.'

Bursting with ideas and witty comebacks. Singlehandedly keeping Britton Coffee Co. in business. Can make you fall in love with the little things. Most likely to have already done the thing before anyone asks her to do the thing.