An interesting mix of OCD and ADD. Passionate to a fault. Cries too much. Could foil in her sleep. Forever dreaming… and moving the furniture. Running on adrenaline and dr. peppy. Most likely to hang out at work on her day off.

The human version of Looks Red, Tastes Blue. Often too smart for her own good. Caffeine is her Kryptonite. Won’t be cutting your child’s hair. Most likely to hide in the back room.

Born good at all the things. Baker extraordinaire. Will absolutely tell you the truth. Probably doesn’t cry enough. Giving the cutest boy mom vibes. Most likely to give you the best blowout ever.

A walking good-hair-day. Don’t tell her she can’t because then the has to, just to prove she can. Feels like sunshine. Living her best Mom Life. Most likely to ask how your dog has been.

Meticulous in most aspects of life, especially highlighting. Will tell you like it is. Has the most perfect, glowing smile. Took anxiety and made it a superpower. Most likely to say “y’all” in casual conversation.

Has probably seen it all. Still refuses to ever stop learning. Already convinced you to buy a horse. Addicted to smoothie bowls. Most likely to have a dog by her side (or on her shoulder) while working.

If a day off work and a target run were a person. Calm vibes. Absolutely makes her coworkers feel old af. Will gently bully you once you’re in her good graces. Most likely to say yes to cutting a mullet or skin fade.

Sugar + Spice + a chai on ice. Absolutely does want to talk about what book you’re reading. Giving cool mom vibes and forever young vibes all at once. T Swift forever. Most likely to reference Harry Potter in casual conversation.

Has a face made for billboards and greeting happy guests. May seem quiet, until she’s excited. A sucker for a Dr. Peppy. The cutest boy mom. Most likely to become a famous model.

Just happy to be here, and it shows. Will gladly hook you up with a warm blanket. Has raised four kids, you can’t scare her. Most likely to be seen wearing a Greta Van Fleet shirt and vans or cheering on a football game.

The actual salon baby. Probably going to be a brain surgeon someday. Quietly sweet and honestly adorable. Most likely to put you on hold ‘just to double check.'

If sunshine were a person. Absolutely did check out your skin at the beginning of this conversation. Very concerned about everyone’s skin barrier. Most likely to make you feel less awful for that time you slept in your makeup.